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Fury of a Women
Fury (Noun)
"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
Just Remember,
Katrina, Rita, Wilma...... Ask US government
Update Monday, October 24, 2005
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So True
Women can distroy only. they never do constructive work.
Am i right ?... Women Organisations.....
Crusader
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| By Anonymous
Date Monday, October 24, 2005
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Untitled Comment
In the beginning I was really excited and happy to see women organisation are getting into task to attain gender equality. But after seeing the recent developments, I am very disappointed to know that they too - like politicians - have ulterior motives. I had never expected that women organisation will try to bring tyranny instead of gender equality. Perhaps, its time that we men should speak up and object against these activities of women organisations.
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| By Anonymous
Date Monday, October 24, 2005
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What a Woman wants?
What a girl wants
Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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| By Anonymous
Date Friday, October 28, 2005
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