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Woman Dicitonery
Yes == No
No == Yes Maybe == No
I'm sorry == You'll be sorry
We need == I want
It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want == You'll pay for this later
We need to talk == I need to complain
Sure go ahead == I don't want you to
I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly == You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic,
turn out the lights == I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient == I want a new house
I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? ==[Too late, you're dead by Now ]
Men Never Understand us, thats why i`m writing it again.
Sunita.
Update Saturday, October 8, 2005
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Sunita,
Your dictionary for women is really amusing. Men say what they mean. Women say what they don't mean. This makes women more complicated and men more undestanding. Maybe women want men not to understand them because women always have some clandestine savage intentions against men. Women knows very well that as long as men are thinking from their heart, they (women) are safe.
Why don't women start saying what they really mean instead of attacking men emotionally like cowards ? Or maybe they are hiding the reality of being a weaker sex behind their moronic behaviour. Now come of it, behave like a mature woman and start saying what you really mean (if you (women) have any guts).
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| By Anonymous
Date Saturday, October 8, 2005
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Tr to understand this bit!
wet435 765765 7657658
It contains my credit card number for you to go shop
till you drop!!!!
Did you understand it? NO!!!!
Exactly my point.
If you mean what you say and say what you mean
then you will have meaningful relationship. Till then
you will keep missing golden oppurtunities like me
Lover-boy-once-again
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| By Anonymous
Date Sunday, October 16, 2005
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Important Words used by Women and their meaning
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
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| By Anonymous
Date Friday, October 28, 2005
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You will get your wish
There is an old Chinese Proverb [curse], "May you get what you wish."
"What goes around comes around."
"Every dog has its day."
"He who laughs last laughs best."
HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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| By dick
Date Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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